LMAO - this entire creative, hilarious and entertaining movie is the perfect representation of the dwarfishly deceitful, Stalinesquely delusional and Napoleon complex deluxe induced tall tales that Tiny Todd "Boys' Large Leather Jacket" Howard effeminately tells about his laughably lowly Oompa Loompa pony jockey college life. When will they learn? All of the women look exquisitely gorgeous though - flawlessly magnificent!